The “Seen Better Days” payment device I used at a major, national retail store (that shall remain nameless) this week. That’s my red debit card sticking out the bottom. FYI, it took some work to get it in while holding the device together with my other hand.

Anyone got any…
Duct Tape? Scotch tape? Glue? Caulk? Chewing gum? Wire? String? A little spit? Good intentions maybe?

MacGyver, do you read?
Say again. MacGyver, are you getting this transmission? I need your help.
MacGyver? Are you there?